recipe for falling out of love

Ingredients:
1 c.    selfishness (can substitute with "I'm not happy")
1/2 c.  misplaced desire (can substitute with emotional immaturity)
1/2 T.  cold cruelty (can substitute with lack of trying)
2 pts.  salted delusion (can substitute with "this is not my life")
1/4 t.  unsweetened lies (sometimes sweetened are too obvious)
1 pkg.  human body (amount relative to desired quantity/servings)

Directions:
remove conscience from body and discard

score the heart until dry
stew, stirring continually as it fully softens
let dry
(repeat until satisfied with texture)

set aside heart 

parboil lies in conversation (should only be partially tender)
blanch with sex
caramelize physical attraction
remove from heat quickly (don't let it sit too long)

fold into:
a pinch of lust
a smidgen of sadness
a dash of hope
(this keeps pockets of unwanted air from taking over the mix)

julienne feelings of trust and certainty and disperse throughout
cut in commitment (you don't want too much)
mince desire so that you can't tell what it is anymore
add everything to mix and dredge with sugar

garnish with true love
serves two

Important note to remember: 
the only cure for love is
to let yourself fall in love with someone else